I have this renewed obsession with dear john. “I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town” is still one of the sickest burns.

justlookatthosesausages:

regina-mills:

Once Upon a Time: a summary

love how Regina doesn’t even need a line

barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

  1. taylor swift:*opens the iheartradio music festival*
  2. taylor swift:*goes on tumblr right after*

I really hope the fall premieres have long “previously on…” because I have forgotten what happened last season. . in every show..

sodomymcscurvylegs:

symmetrical-twin:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”

This person speaks to my soul.

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

kili-the-hot-dwarf:

so i’ve found that Legally Blonde/LotR crossovers are literally the best things

scarletletterswift:

Taylor Swift performing at the iHeartradio Festival

Title: Love Story (iHeartRadio 2014)
Artist: Taylor Swift
Played: 39106 times

Love Story (iHeartRadio 2014) - Taylor Swift (x)